Have I blogged about this before? It’s brilliant. A family joke session is always a fantastic tonic at the end of a busy day. We’re loving the”Doctor, doctor’ jokes at the mo but also quite partial to a Knock, knock’ one too! We’ve got a couple of books and some joke cards on the go and now my daughter has begun reading she enjoys surprising us with her hilarious quips. Usborne do a great range. http://www.usborne.com/ Silly jokes, terrible jokes, awful jokes, really awful jokes, school jokes, Christmas jokes. The lot! Here’s some of the gags doing the rounds at ours at the moment. LOL!!!!!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together then!!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn’t peeling well.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Let us in, we’re freezing!
What is the happiest animal in the zoo? A croco-smile
Where do cows go on a saturday night? To the MOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooovies
Knock knock, who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry its only me!
What do you give a sick pig? OINKment!
What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
What’s a frog’s favourite drink? Croak-a cola!
And they go on!!!!